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Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

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And mad. But whatever turns your turtle.

In the spirit of introduction, and cribbing from yours because plagiarism is the sincerest form of...something.

Name: Doug Ramsey
Occupation: IT monkey for the Snow Valley Memorial Centre for Mutant Affairs and Pretentious Spellings
Reason for being here: I'm an alumnus of Xavier's, though I live in New York City these days. But I still am around the madhouse every so often.
Likes: Computers, martial arts
Dislikes: Tequila, talking electronics

So you don't like the coffeemaker that told me today that I really wanted a vanilla latte?

No. If it ever says anything in Russian, or talks about 'the proletariat', just run.

Weird. Cause I kind of did really want a vanilla latte. And I don't even like coffee.

Mister Wilson, your biometrics and voice have been added to the mansion's recognition database- enabling you to request a piping hot or nicely chilled beverage from HB2.7 at anytime you'd like.

And Mister Ramsey, she will not be enslaving humanity on my watch.

Osmosis Joe! Awesome. Does it do juice? Cause I like juice. Just not the coffee so much.

It makes just about anything, though not fresh juice- for that, I suppose I could make a juicer.

Or you could simply raid the fridge as we had to do when I was younger.

But it's so much cooler when the little machine gets all, "No, you don't want that, you want this."

I vote yes on the juicer!

Nah, we just have Monkey Joe! (He's a squirrel.)

You added a what to the huh? I go away for one week and we have a Russian coffeemaker that can read your mind and take over the world? Dude. Not on.

HB2.7 is not Russian, she's a state of the art home barista system.

And your already in the system Mister Ford- all you need to do now is drink the Kool-Aid. Oh, yes, it makes Kool-Aid.

The non-Russian coffeemaker makes Kool-Aid? How is that a coffeemaker? Isn't that like just a beverage maker?

And what do you mean I'm in the system? Technology around here totally weirds me out. Nico's magic stuff makes more sense to me.

HB2.7 knows all...

Your British is showing, Mighty Mouse.

I swore I wasn't wearing my union jack boxers today...

Gotta be more careful.

You shouldn't be looking anyway. I told you not until after the second date.

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And when it's not your watch? ;)

At that point you should worry.

So you're anti-Russian coffeemakers? Bigot.

Only if they talk. And I have very specific reasons as to why.

Because one tried to take over the world on, apparently. I forgot, stuff like that happens here. because we live in a really, really strange movie.

I think it's more like a TV series. Stuff keeps happening, and new people come along, and other people go off somewhere, and we get cliffhangers, too.

They all move to Canada? Although we haven't had someone die of falling over yet.

You must really loathe EDI in Mass Effect 2, right?

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