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[xp_deadpool]

Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Weird. Cause I kind of did really want a vanilla latte. And I don't even like coffee.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

Mister Wilson, your biometrics and voice have been added to the mansion's recognition database- enabling you to request a piping hot or nicely chilled beverage from HB2.7 at anytime you'd like.

And Mister Ramsey, she will not be enslaving humanity on my watch.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Osmosis Joe! Awesome. Does it do juice? Cause I like juice. Just not the coffee so much.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

It makes just about anything, though not fresh juice- for that, I suppose I could make a juicer.

Or you could simply raid the fridge as we had to do when I was younger.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

But it's so much cooler when the little machine gets all, "No, you don't want that, you want this."

I vote yes on the juicer!

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Nah, we just have Monkey Joe! (He's a squirrel.)

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

You added a what to the huh? I go away for one week and we have a Russian coffeemaker that can read your mind and take over the world? Dude. Not on.

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

HB2.7 is not Russian, she's a state of the art home barista system.

And your already in the system Mister Ford- all you need to do now is drink the Kool-Aid. Oh, yes, it makes Kool-Aid.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

The non-Russian coffeemaker makes Kool-Aid? How is that a coffeemaker? Isn't that like just a beverage maker?

And what do you mean I'm in the system? Technology around here totally weirds me out. Nico's magic stuff makes more sense to me.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

HB2.7 knows all...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Your British is showing, Mighty Mouse.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I swore I wasn't wearing my union jack boxers today...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Gotta be more careful.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be looking anyway. I told you not until after the second date.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You said no such thing!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

It was implied.

Okay no looking at all was actually implied.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Can't help it.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

It's because I'm so pretty, isn't it?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes, your prettiness magnifies my own.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

We should never be seen together lest women start to scream and rip off their clothes in public before throwing themselves at us.

On the other hand....

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, man - I really don't see much of a problem with that scenario...

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I rescind that "we should never be seen together" thing.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sweet.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

And when it's not your watch? ;)

[x-beast.livejournal.com]

At that point you should worry.