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[xp_deadpool]

Happy 4th of July, people of the United States. Let freedom ring and all that awesomeness. Mostly, though, baseball - baseball was great in an 'everyone gets a trophy' sort of way. Meaning I just think it's funny that we lost but congrats to the winning team.

The burgers were amazing, if I do say so myself, though I had nothing to do with the making of them, just the grilling. Lorna had her hands all in that food, which explains why it was so delicious, obviously. There're plenty of leftovers in the main kitchen if anybody wants them.

My former potential progeny's girlfriend and my favorite mini-Sammy decided I was getting Sorted into Gryffindor today, so that was interesting. And unexpected. But kind of funny. I'm sort of glad I wound up reading those books with Molly. Though really, half-pint, I still think your obsession with Ron Weasley's a little weird. Endearing, but weird.

And now? Now I'm propped up with my particular ladyfriend in a strategic spot just waiting for the lights show to begin. Where's a Jubilee when you need one?

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure. It's possible you were attempting to catch a ball maybe or you might've been hightailing it back to the city.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

You know, I was under the impression that these things were generally decided with both people present.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Invite's open.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

You just said training was on Saturday like I didn't have a choice, and now you're like 'invite's open'? Which is it? If I don't show up are you going to wake me up with a fucking blow horn at bumblefuck in the morning? Because I will find a way to kill you.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Promises, promises.

If you don't show up, it's no skin off my back. I'm perfectly capable of running all by my little lonesome. I just figured you were still interested in that whole 'learning' thing since what's his face hied off to wherever he went whenever he went.

So like I said. Invite's open. Show, don't show. It's up to you.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm interested in the training just would've liked to have been involved in picking the times.

I kind of spend my Friday nights doing shit. You know, normal shit. Like getting laid and busting up bars with Tabs.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So you can learn the joys of running off a hangover. Or a sexover. Whatever. Or not. Your priorities are your own.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I was going to say I don't get hung over. I don't even get drunk.

I am curious as to what the fuck a sexover would be though.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

When the sex is so good you wake up feeling like you're hungover.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Never had that happen.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You poor, deprived chickadee.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Well it goes like this. If the high is chemical, it's never going to happen.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

A sexover is 100% pure physical exhaustion. Otherwise I'd never be able to experience them, either.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, still never had that happen.

I suppose this explains all the gratuitous noise you and Frenchie make. Throughout the entire fucking brownstone.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Haters gonna hate.

So are you planning to show up on Saturday?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To be a hater, I'd have to care. I don't fucking care, it's just annoying.

And sure, what the fuck.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I think you don't understand the definition of 'care' in this sense, but okay. You keep pretending to be all apathetic and whatnot.

Awesome. I'll see you at seven.