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To whomever put out those caramel apples - I salute you, sir or madame. I salute you so hard.

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Well it wasn't me so you can cross me off your list of suspects. :)

I'd never doubt your integrity when it comes to food, sprout.

They were pretty damn tasty.

Pretty sure you didn't get the same apples as me.

The ones on the big table? I just ate one. They're pretty tasty.

Lies.

I ate all of mine, because I have a rule, but tasty is not the adjective that came to mind.

You have a rule about having to eat anything you start eating?

Not lies. Totally actually pretty tasty.

Yeah. But also, I'm not allowed to say something's awful officially until I've eaten it twice. So I had another. It was definitely awful.

You're gonna kill the poor fragile feelings of whatever fantastic person brought me and Dori caramel apples AND made those neat ones in the kitchen.

You mean:

"Dori and me"

And they let you teach us English.

I also said "gonna" and used an unnecessary capitalization in the sentence. I'm pretty sure I won't lose my teaching cert over it, but if you wanna appeal to the Prof, I'm sure he'll hear you out. :)

The apples were delicious though.

Were they? By the time I got down to the kitchen they were all gone.

I want a caramel apple...

Were they really?

Whoever put those apples in the kitchen has no feelings, fragile or otherwise. They weren't apples at all. They were onions. Which is why I saluted them. That's a pretty awesome prank.

Oh, THOSE apples.

tasty.

Why does everyone keep saying that? It's cause you smelled them and knew not to eat them, right?

bingo.

all the caramel in the world can't hide that smell.

but why ruin the surprise for everyone else?

This makes me believe that those were not actually a common American food. I now regret eating the entire confection in order to fully experience what I thought to be a thoughtful treat.

Caramel apples are traditional and delicious. Caramel onions are not. But hey, I ate two to make sure they were awful. At least you only ate one?

Call me crazy, but I enjoyed it. I mean, not enough to eat a dozen or anything, but yeah. Not bad.

Wait, something that Angel -won't- eat 80 hojillion of? Wow.

Consider yourself lucky, Douglas. At least I idn't bring any of them to you as a fall offering of deliciousness. Since they weren't so delicious.

Girl, you cray-cray.

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