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[xp_deadpool]

So guys - I got these swords from this guy I know. They are awesome, all curved and shiny. I wanted a scimitar, but all he had was katanas and beggars can't be choosers, right? I bought two. Now I've just gotta figure out how to wield them without cutting anything important off myself. Don't worry, I only sliced my leg up like twice and there was hardly any blood. Seriously, this is gonna be epic.

Comments

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Won't you grow it all back anyway if accidents happen?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

He does but it leaves blood everywhere and scars and also it is unsanitary.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You and your weapons. You need a display wall, but I am not so very good at woodworking.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

If you want one, my cousin does a bit of carpentry. And mechanics, and a few other sidelines.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What my girlfriend said. Also, it takes a while and that's boring.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Like four of my houses have display walls. And I have an apartment that's basically only display walls - for my battle axes, remember?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I might take you up on that, good sir. Except I want to actually use these things, so putting them on the wall would be counterproductive.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

How is it unsanitary?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Those are excited ellipses, right?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

You know me better than to really think that.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

But I'm optimistic!

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Swords, Wade. Swords.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Awesome swords, doc. Awesome.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I can teach you.

And I've got a scimitar.

Just sayin'

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I'm siding with Wade here.

Sharp, shiny things are awesome! I've got bunches!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I wanna see that!

battle axes!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Top secret location, kid. Actually, it's not, it's just not in New York. Or the US.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You sure you don't just want the excuse to turn me into Wade-ribbons?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

you suck.

I think I have a passport.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Nah, I know how to get you where it hurts if I wanted to do that. It's not with swords and I don't want to do it anyways. Your crazy is entertaining :)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

But do you have a plane ticket?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

this is why you suck!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

We should do some kendo sometime. I've got several good practice shinai that we can use.

Because we are so not going with live blades, even if I do love my big honking greatsword. I don't grow back like you do.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I do love my big honking greatsword

You can go blind from that you know.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's an urban legend, right along with growing hair on your palms.

Besides, a sword like mine takes a pretty fair amount of upkeep.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know, don't you have like a girlfriend for that? I'm sure Laurie'd be happy to help you something something whetstone for a guy with a minor in English I am crappy at this.