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[xp_deadpool]

So guys - I got these swords from this guy I know. They are awesome, all curved and shiny. I wanted a scimitar, but all he had was katanas and beggars can't be choosers, right? I bought two. Now I've just gotta figure out how to wield them without cutting anything important off myself. Don't worry, I only sliced my leg up like twice and there was hardly any blood. Seriously, this is gonna be epic.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I do love my big honking greatsword

You can go blind from that you know.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's an urban legend, right along with growing hair on your palms.

Besides, a sword like mine takes a pretty fair amount of upkeep.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know, don't you have like a girlfriend for that? I'm sure Laurie'd be happy to help you something something whetstone for a guy with a minor in English I am crappy at this.