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[xp_deadpool]

Some generous benefactor had delivered to me a very large rhubarb pie. I say 'some generous benefactor' because said benefactor didn't see the need to include a card with his/her name on it so I'd know who to give the money to.

That said, I'm very disappointed in the lot of you. I offer you cold, hard cash to get me pie and wine and nobody does it. All I get's skepticism. It's like you don't believe I'd really give you the money. Which is just wrong - very wrong.

So I'm going to take my pie back into the city to share with my girlfriend. I'm sure she'll appreciate it. And maybe Douglas, since he enjoys the finer things in life.

I swear to God, though, Jubes, if you eat it all while I'm not looking, my vengeance will be swift and it will be impressive. If you're nice, though, I'll share a piece with you, too.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...ooh. Free pie? Yay!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Free delicious pie, Douglas. It's got strawberries in it. I might have sampled it before deciding to pack it up and drive back into the city.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Excellent. I applaud your anonymous benefactor's taste in delicious pie.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that anonymous benefactor, man. He/she's really got something going for them when it comes to picking out pies.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Jubilee is probably not going to eat the pie. There was an agreement made, although it could possibly be called a truce. You are just lucky that I happen to have half a quart of very very good vanilla frozen custard to go with that pie.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Your subconscious probably warned you that the pie was coming. Thus, the frozen custard.

Hey - custard. Sweet.

Also, wine.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am able to see the future after all. So perhaps I had a precognitive moment in the grocery store. It would not be the first time, although the last time I was stuck in the 1960's and bought a pineapple.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Why a pineapple? I am making the squishy face at you right now - I hate pineapples.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. It was an unexplained pineapple. It was a very confusing time.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

The 1960s generally were - very confusing, I mean. Not full of unexplained pineapples, though.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It was in New Mexico and it was not really the 1960s. It was ... it is easier to explain in person because otherwise I keep just saying it was confusing.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Shh. You should not tell him of the truce. Now I can't threaten him with completely false threats of Ninja pie eating. *sad sigh*

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Cat's outta the bag, suppa ninja. However, I have witnessed your upside down crocheting thing, so I totally still believe you could ninja thieve my pie if you wanted to. But you shouldn't. Because my retribution isn't something you'd want to see.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

The upside-down crocheting is impressive. I do not know how she does that. It is bad enough to crochet, all the counting and yarn and the hook and then upside down, it makes me dizzy to just think about it.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I know, right? All the blood rushing into your head - I don't known that I'd be able to concentrate well enough after a few minutes to shoot at a target, let alone make a hat. Or whatever it is she makes.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Just for you. :D

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

It's a skill.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps it simply means that people around here can not be bribed into providing baked goods and alcohol. We provide it for free instead!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

This is a plausible theory. Would you provide me with baked goods and alcohol for free? I feel like this is the implication.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

Well, that would depend on how often you wanted baked goods and alcohol. But if I were going to provide you with these things, then yes, I would provide them for free.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

All the qualifiers there - are you in law school?

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

Not at all!



I have been spending a lot of time at Angelo's. It must be rubbing off.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wherein the heretofore named applicant shall agree... to something. I don't even know. Point is - we should have a Bea Arthur drinking game. I think it would be fun.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I resemble your remarks about my ability to eat ALL the pie while your back is turned. Obviously, I would make some subtle alter-pie with my ninja skills and only when you've been lulled into a false sense of pie security would I eat it ALL. *mwhahaha*

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I know you resemble them - that's why I made them! Constant vigilance! I guess I'll just have to never sleep, guard my pie forever and ever, amen. And such.