(no subject)

[xp_deadpool]

Today is National Taco Appreciation Day.

Okay, so I might've added the 'appreciation' part, but seriously, you gotta appreciate the tacos. To celebrate (and appropriately appreciate), I'm making tacos in the main kitchen. There are vegetarian options, since I'm conscientious like that, but there will definitely be beef. And probably chicken. If you want fish, you can bring your own.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

If you're wearing your tacos, kid, I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

yep. I have this bad habit of biting into tacos and it all falling out the other end. Burritos are a much neater option.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You just gotta fold them right, that's all. I'll make you one - soft-shells are delicious.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I do NOT need you feeding me! Gah! I don't need a bib either!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'm not going to feed you. Feeding my girlfriend chocolate covered strawberries is about as far as I go with that stuff, alright? I figured I'd fold it, hand it to you, and you could enjoy tacos without getting beefy goodness all down the front of your shirt or whatever.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

oooh, strawberries...

also, I do not want to think about you and your girlfriend doing anything. Nope. You are like my dad, which means when I do not see you you are most likely drunk at the bar.

Alright. I'll try a taco.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Kid. You do know I can't get drunk, right? Also, even if I could, why the hell would I do that instead of feeding my girlfriend strawberries. Let's use our logic here, okay?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Screw logic. This works for me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yours is a sad, sad world devoid of beautiful things like hot redheads and chocolate covered strawberries.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Also, blind.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

... there are so many things I could say to this, none of which any of the people who are actually responsible would approve of.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

share anyways? I'm curious. and I promise not to get mad.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Mostly just dude. You don't have to be able to see to appreciate a beautiful woman. Or a hot guy, if that's your thing. Touching is so much better.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

OH. Well, yeah. Or I guess so. Never...really did that. I want to. Just...yeah. Haven't. Girls though, definitely girls.

They make playboy in braille. I've never seen it.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. Hey, when do you turn sixteen?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

LAST MAY.

you gave me books.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sorry, there was a trip in there and I lost track of the time. You're legal. We'll get you a playboy.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

apparently.

I thought legal was 18?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Close enough.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

actually...I got a question.

you shave, right?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, or I start looking like a mountain man. My bear grows in kinda square at the jaws if I'm not careful. Why?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

teach me?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Okay. Let's shoot for Saturday. Unless you've suddenly developed scruff. But I'm pretty sure I would've noticed yesterday at training if you had.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

it ITCHES.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Shaving won't necessarily help with that. In fact, the aftershave will probably sting like a bitch.