xp_deadpool: http://randomisbliss.livejournal.com/53198.html (smug bastard)
xp_deadpool ([personal profile] xp_deadpool) wrote2011-02-07 10:16 pm

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Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
See, dude, that wasn't hard.

Okay, so like, I'm assuming you have a thing, like I have a senses and ears and healing factor thing, so, in the like questions you probably don't have to answer but we're all gonna bug you until you do way, what's the thing?

Bea Arthur? The grouchy old chick from the old chick show?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I have a healing factor thing and a speed/agility/strength thing. They're sort of separate things. It's weird.

Also, you get a free pass because you don't know any better, but don't disrespect Bea. She's the most talented, most beautiful actress there is and I won't stand for people disrespecting her.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I have an agility thing too. It's pretty cool. Mine are all kind of ... mixed up but also separate, it's confusing.

Dude, she's like, 90 and isn't she dead?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Things usually are. Weird and confusing, I mean.

You do know bringing that up constitutes disrespect, right?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, do you totally zone out when the docs try explaining it to you too?

I'm not saying, I'm just saying. Whatever you wanna bang is your own business I just ... it's like someone who likes eating natto. Whatever makes you happy but dude, what?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. I mean, I try to pay attention. Sometimes it halfway works.

You just quit sayin' and we'll be good.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
So I shouldn't like, tell you about this one time Ramsey made me watch that Star Wars thing because it was like, if he won it was bad Star Wars thing with her, and if I won it was him translating some licha libre stuff I had on DVD?

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Truly a special level of hell.

[identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com 2011-02-09 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Bea Arthur was in the Star Wars special? Why have I never seen this? I prefer Betty White to be honest, she reminds me of my grandma.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2011-02-09 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're allowed to have differing opinions on the fantasticness of the Golden Girls and I can admit that Betty White is awesome, but Bea Arthur is still my one true love.

And yes, she was in Star Wars. She was sexy.

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[identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, there's a number of us who have different sorts of stuff like that. Me, for instance, although they do kind of tie in together. Sort of.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
See? Everything's only sorta related or kinda related or related only because it's all happening to you or whatever.

[identity profile] x-wasp.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you get the "healing factor thing" and your "speed/agility/strength thing" at the same time? I got my stuff different times.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Healing factor came first.

[identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Don't hate, Sophia is totally an OG.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
She's the slutty old chick, right?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
What, you have a think for all old ladies now?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
What, you have a thing for disrespecting all of them?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I just got confused cause dude the only one I know is Betty White and that's cause she was on SNL.

[identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
No, dude, she's the feisty old Sicilian lady so you know she was mafia even though she didn't say it. Mafia, therefore, OG

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
OH. I dunno their names. It's grouchy old chick, slutty old chick, dumb old chick (oh, she's Betty White who is cool) and REALLY grouchy old chick who is grouchy old chick's mom.

[identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's grouchy old lady, slutty old lady, naive old lady, and feisty og. You've got to get these things right. (I can't remember anyone's name but Blanche and Sophia. Blanche is the slutty, Southern one. Guess which one my dad liked?)
Edited 2011-02-08 04:00 (UTC)

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well I don't want new guy like shooting me or whatever so I'm just gonna be like "it's uh, the old lady new guy has the hots for and Betty White and two other old ladies."

[identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Would new guy really shoot you? He seemed sort of zen to me.