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[xp_deadpool]

Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have a healing factor thing and a speed/agility/strength thing. They're sort of separate things. It's weird.

Also, you get a free pass because you don't know any better, but don't disrespect Bea. She's the most talented, most beautiful actress there is and I won't stand for people disrespecting her.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have an agility thing too. It's pretty cool. Mine are all kind of ... mixed up but also separate, it's confusing.

Dude, she's like, 90 and isn't she dead?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Things usually are. Weird and confusing, I mean.

You do know bringing that up constitutes disrespect, right?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, do you totally zone out when the docs try explaining it to you too?

I'm not saying, I'm just saying. Whatever you wanna bang is your own business I just ... it's like someone who likes eating natto. Whatever makes you happy but dude, what?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. I mean, I try to pay attention. Sometimes it halfway works.

You just quit sayin' and we'll be good.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So I shouldn't like, tell you about this one time Ramsey made me watch that Star Wars thing because it was like, if he won it was bad Star Wars thing with her, and if I won it was him translating some licha libre stuff I had on DVD?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Truly a special level of hell.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Bea Arthur was in the Star Wars special? Why have I never seen this? I prefer Betty White to be honest, she reminds me of my grandma.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're allowed to have differing opinions on the fantasticness of the Golden Girls and I can admit that Betty White is awesome, but Bea Arthur is still my one true love.

And yes, she was in Star Wars. She was sexy.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Not sure about sexy, but whatever floats your boat.

So you've tried out our archery range? (Or shooting range in your case)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have! And apparently I smell like gunpowder, though the sniffy dude's not sure if I smell like that all the time or if it's just because I've been shooting recently. We'll see how that goes.

It's a nice facility.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know, I'm not one of the enhanced senses people. Although he always says I smell of me. I love our range, I'm 100% better at archery now then I used to be.

I don't get as much chance to practice anymore with everything else though. :(

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I understand the basics of archery - pointy end gets flung somewhere else by the string. My problem winds up being the string, actually. I know the forearm guards are meant to keep it from snapping me, but damn.

Give me a handgun any day.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Nah, there's a number of us who have different sorts of stuff like that. Me, for instance, although they do kind of tie in together. Sort of.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

See? Everything's only sorta related or kinda related or related only because it's all happening to you or whatever.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Did you get the "healing factor thing" and your "speed/agility/strength thing" at the same time? I got my stuff different times.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Healing factor came first.