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See, dude, that wasn't hard.

Okay, so like, I'm assuming you have a thing, like I have a senses and ears and healing factor thing, so, in the like questions you probably don't have to answer but we're all gonna bug you until you do way, what's the thing?

Bea Arthur? The grouchy old chick from the old chick show?

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I have a healing factor thing and a speed/agility/strength thing. They're sort of separate things. It's weird.

Also, you get a free pass because you don't know any better, but don't disrespect Bea. She's the most talented, most beautiful actress there is and I won't stand for people disrespecting her.

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Oh, I have an agility thing too. It's pretty cool. Mine are all kind of ... mixed up but also separate, it's confusing.

Dude, she's like, 90 and isn't she dead?

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Things usually are. Weird and confusing, I mean.

You do know bringing that up constitutes disrespect, right?

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Oh, do you totally zone out when the docs try explaining it to you too?

I'm not saying, I'm just saying. Whatever you wanna bang is your own business I just ... it's like someone who likes eating natto. Whatever makes you happy but dude, what?

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Pretty much. I mean, I try to pay attention. Sometimes it halfway works.

You just quit sayin' and we'll be good.

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So I shouldn't like, tell you about this one time Ramsey made me watch that Star Wars thing because it was like, if he won it was bad Star Wars thing with her, and if I won it was him translating some licha libre stuff I had on DVD?

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The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Truly a special level of hell.

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Bea Arthur was in the Star Wars special? Why have I never seen this? I prefer Betty White to be honest, she reminds me of my grandma.

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You're allowed to have differing opinions on the fantasticness of the Golden Girls and I can admit that Betty White is awesome, but Bea Arthur is still my one true love.

And yes, she was in Star Wars. She was sexy.

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Nah, there's a number of us who have different sorts of stuff like that. Me, for instance, although they do kind of tie in together. Sort of.

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See? Everything's only sorta related or kinda related or related only because it's all happening to you or whatever.

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Did you get the "healing factor thing" and your "speed/agility/strength thing" at the same time? I got my stuff different times.

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Healing factor came first.

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Don't hate, Sophia is totally an OG.

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She's the slutty old chick, right?

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... disrespect.

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What, you have a think for all old ladies now?

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What, you have a thing for disrespecting all of them?

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Nah, I just got confused cause dude the only one I know is Betty White and that's cause she was on SNL.

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No, dude, she's the feisty old Sicilian lady so you know she was mafia even though she didn't say it. Mafia, therefore, OG

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OH. I dunno their names. It's grouchy old chick, slutty old chick, dumb old chick (oh, she's Betty White who is cool) and REALLY grouchy old chick who is grouchy old chick's mom.

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No, it's grouchy old lady, slutty old lady, naive old lady, and feisty og. You've got to get these things right. (I can't remember anyone's name but Blanche and Sophia. Blanche is the slutty, Southern one. Guess which one my dad liked?)

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Well I don't want new guy like shooting me or whatever so I'm just gonna be like "it's uh, the old lady new guy has the hots for and Betty White and two other old ladies."

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