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[xp_deadpool]

Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

Comments

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Hello Mr. Wilson. My name is Yvette and I am one of the graduate students here. I am also the Residential Advisor to the students.

You seem very friendly, so please do not be upset when I ask that you do not touch me, even if you have the healing factor. I have the very sharp skin and hair and I do not want to be hurting you if it can be helped.

Otherwise, welcome to Xavier's. I hope you enjoy your time here. :)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'll make a note of the not touching thing - it's like I told the other kid. I don't really feel like having to grow things back and I'm pretty sure it's six different kids of rude to make you watch me do it.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Oh, you already met Kevin, did you? It is good you have already had the explanation, then. :)

And thank you. That is exactly how it is - I do not care if you can be growing things back, I still feel awful for making is necessary in the first place, yes?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes.

And like I said, I don't really want to have to grow things back. It takes time and it itches.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

YEAH IT DOES. And people get all pissed off when you take off the bandages to see if your toe nubs are grown back yet.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

See, I've only ever really had to deal with finger nubs and those are a hell of a lot closer when you're laying down than your toe nubs. Nurses still freaked out at me, though.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I've had finger nubs too, cause a dinosaur ate 'em once, and an ear nub once.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I imagine limb nubs would be worse than digit nubs.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I don't even wanna think about that, yo.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

How'd you get an ear nub?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Uh. So this kid (he died it was really sad) had a reanimate the dead power, and we thought it was zombies and a zombie duck bit me on the ear, so I thought I was gonna be a zombie if I didn't cut it off. But it wasn't really zombies or contagious, so I was okay.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

But you cut your own ear off to avoid becoming a zombie after getting bitten by a zombie duck. That's gotta be a story to tell your grandkids one day.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Were you waggling them at people at the time?