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[xp_deadpool]

Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

Comments

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, you're making friends. Now I don't feel so bad for you abandoning Sammy like that. You've met me so I'll skip the form so I can pretend to maintain a modicum of mystery over here.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sammy's in good hands. Has he been singing to you? Sweet lullabies and things? He's good for stuff like that.

Modicum of mystery? C'mon. Mystery's only fun for so long. Tell me your secrets.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

He is. He's serenading me and I could be falling madly in love with him. Or it could be the otherwise empty office.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours, darlin'.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Promises, promises.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You doubt I'd keep my word?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily your word, but you're way over there and I'm way over here. Not much space between for show and tell.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You never heard of a car?

You didn't really think that because I'd play show and tell with you that I'd play it with everyone, did you?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You didn't strike me as the show and tell for an audience of more than one kinda girl, to be honest. Might've had something to do with the Remington.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Smart man.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Every now and again.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I'll try not to point it out too much so people don't get their hopes up.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Thanks for that. I don't want to go around disappointing people.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

That's too bad, all people will find something to be disappointed by.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Not if you keep them distracted for long enough.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

While you're very pretty and very friendly I don't think you're distracting enough to distract someone from forming expectations. People do that with the speed of thought and sometimes instantaneously upon meeting someone.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So what you're really saying is that I'm not pretty enough.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I can't speak for the gay boys and the straight girls, but from where I'm sitting you're either not pretty enough or too pretty.

Really, if you want a pretty man that badly just find a beautiful woman instead.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I just can't win, I guess. Maybe I'll go eat some worms.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

They're very high in protein. But buck up, love, you've still got your charm.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You have a sense of mystery?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Yes, Peaches, my dear. I actually have some mystery. More so depending who you're talking to. I talk a lot and generally bluntly but you haven't gotten all the details of my life story yet.

Especially since a fair chunk of it is classified.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know I don't know everything, and that it's possibly better that way. (Not that I'd ever find anything shocking, or condeming, just that you'll tell me what you want to tell me, when you want to tell.)

Mostly it's just that you're family, and so you're not that terribly mysterious to me. :)

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, valid point there. I'm very predictable when it comes to the puppy dog eyes whenever you're in my kitchen. :)