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[xp_deadpool]

Okay, so here's the rundown:

Name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Reason for being here: Happy funtimes.
Likes: Thunderstorms, white wine, and old movies. Also, Bea Arthur.
Dislikes: Weeds (not the tv show, because the brunette on there is hot, just the plants), wool, and boring lectures.

Let's open the forum for questions I reserve the right to not answer. And... GO!

Comments

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You and I have already met, of course. Find any single ladies you liked yet?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Several! You have my undying gratitude for the tour. It was really helpful.

Also, you didn't tell me there were so many single men... they keep hitting on me and I only know what to do with that half of the time.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Why only half of the time? We do indeed have very pretty men. Although don't say that I said so, they'll get entirely too smug and then it'll be hard to get around here without running into one of their egos.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Egos are like that. You have to worry about hats, too - inflate the ego too much and no one will be able to wear their hats anymore.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

And we do love our hats in this place.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Hats are awesome, yes.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Hats make the world go round. You should ask people to show you their hats.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I think I will.