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[xp_deadpool]

Okay - something I just don't understand: people who go into a coffee shop for a drink and wind up ordering something completely ridiculous. Half-caf soy latte, unsweet, half-foam, a shot of sugar-free caramel flavoring, no whip. Jeez, just take the fun right out of ordering a latte. I mean, what are normal people supposed to say after that? "Hi, can I have a pumpkin spice latte? Um... just the pumpkin... and the spice? No, no - no special instructions." Seriously?

Also, I seem to have purchased about a pound of roasted pumpkin seeds, so if you want any, I'm leaving them in the kitchen. They're pretty much delicious.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

In my defense, even if I am terrible at parking, I can drive a Jeep quite adeptly while in a very bad part of the world, trying to animate a herd of antelope and attempting to avoid the potholes, gunshots and other distractions (namely Bishop and Remy)around me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm going to take you bogging. This will have to wait until next year and it will involve me stealing Sam's truck... it will also involve you not wearing anything you don't want getting muddy. But! It'll be awesome.

You get bonus points for avoiding the potholes.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

it will also involve you not wearing anything you don't want getting muddy.

So I should borrow one of your shirts?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I am 100% okay with you borrowing one of my shirts.