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[xp_deadpool]

This is definitely my kind of car ad. I'm tempted to fly to Seattle to buy the thing just so I can drive it back. Or maybe that's just my now almost undeniable desire to grow a beard. I'll tell you what else I want - flannel. I should own more flannel. And an ax. I suddenly want nothing more in this moment than to be a lumberjack when I grow up.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Wade, did you ... eat the brownies that were in the paper wrapper in the kitchen? Because you should not have done that.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

There are brownies in the kitchen?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You should not eat them, they are for work, which is why they have a note that says "Do not eat these, they are for work."

But if you come over you can have left over mu shu.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Sold! I'll be there in 45.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Jesus is a lumberjack?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm glad this isn't a math problem where a = b = c cause I don't really wanna be Jesus.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

But, I don't understand... the car is Jesus Tap Dancing and you just said you wanted to grow a beard. Jesus had a beard. Thus, you want to be Jesus! But I don't understand the flannel unless he was also a lumberjack...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure Jesus was a lumberjack at some point, McFrosty. Probably that part of the Bible that's missing. But Jesus has to go around saving people all the time. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't qualify for the job.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Poor guy. If I knew a Lady Percy, I'd take her to one of his shows.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's a sad song, Anakyle. But you're right, I don't look a thing like Jesus.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

He has a beard. He was a carpenter. It is very likely.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Carpenters are lumberjacks?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

There is a certain wood...theme....?

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

That's like saying dogs and firemen have a theme because they both pee on hydrants. No, wait, I mean they both use hydrants. They have a hydrant theme, I mean.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Adrienne, my friend, I think you have successfully managed to make less sense than me. Congratulations!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Jean started it!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

And you finished it!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I'll finish yer face!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Themes. Fire hydrants are a theme for dogs and firemen. It's totally logical. Sort of.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

It's every bit as logical as lumberjacks and carpenters having a wood theme!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Hey hey hey...I have been patching up people all day at the clinic in District X. I am frankly surprised I am coherent...okay I'm not.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Turn that frown upside down, ladydoc.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I'm not frowning, I'm relaxing my face muscles.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

You should come over. I have alcohol.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

You are a kind-hearted and dear friend. I will cherish you and your alcohol always.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

While using both responsibly, I trust?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

You work all night and you sleep all day?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

You cut down trees?
You skip and jump?
You like to press wildflowers?
You put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I plead the fifth!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Heard that a lot in DC...

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Wade, dear, darling roommate of mine.

If you turn into a lumberjack, I'm getting Marie-Ange and we are going to tie you up and shave you. Then burn the flannel.

love,

Skittles.