Carry On My Wayward Son

New guy? Welcome to the madhouse.

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It's so cozy and warm.

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And mad. But whatever turns your turtle.

In the spirit of introduction, and cribbing from yours because plagiarism is the sincerest form of...something.

Name: Doug Ramsey
Occupation: IT monkey for the Snow Valley Memorial Centre for Mutant Affairs and Pretentious Spellings
Reason for being here: I'm an alumnus of Xavier's, though I live in New York City these days. But I still am around the madhouse every so often.
Likes: Computers, martial arts
Dislikes: Tequila, talking electronics

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So you don't like the coffeemaker that told me today that I really wanted a vanilla latte?

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No. If it ever says anything in Russian, or talks about 'the proletariat', just run.

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Weird. Cause I kind of did really want a vanilla latte. And I don't even like coffee.

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Mister Wilson, your biometrics and voice have been added to the mansion's recognition database- enabling you to request a piping hot or nicely chilled beverage from HB2.7 at anytime you'd like.

And Mister Ramsey, she will not be enslaving humanity on my watch.

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Osmosis Joe! Awesome. Does it do juice? Cause I like juice. Just not the coffee so much.

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It makes just about anything, though not fresh juice- for that, I suppose I could make a juicer.

Or you could simply raid the fridge as we had to do when I was younger.

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But it's so much cooler when the little machine gets all, "No, you don't want that, you want this."

I vote yes on the juicer!

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Nah, we just have Monkey Joe! (He's a squirrel.)

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You added a what to the huh? I go away for one week and we have a Russian coffeemaker that can read your mind and take over the world? Dude. Not on.

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HB2.7 is not Russian, she's a state of the art home barista system.

And your already in the system Mister Ford- all you need to do now is drink the Kool-Aid. Oh, yes, it makes Kool-Aid.

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The non-Russian coffeemaker makes Kool-Aid? How is that a coffeemaker? Isn't that like just a beverage maker?

And what do you mean I'm in the system? Technology around here totally weirds me out. Nico's magic stuff makes more sense to me.

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HB2.7 knows all...

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Your British is showing, Mighty Mouse.

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And when it's not your watch? ;)

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At that point you should worry.

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So you're anti-Russian coffeemakers? Bigot.

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Only if they talk. And I have very specific reasons as to why.

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Because one tried to take over the world on, apparently. I forgot, stuff like that happens here. because we live in a really, really strange movie.

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