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[xp_deadpool]

Okay - something I just don't understand: people who go into a coffee shop for a drink and wind up ordering something completely ridiculous. Half-caf soy latte, unsweet, half-foam, a shot of sugar-free caramel flavoring, no whip. Jeez, just take the fun right out of ordering a latte. I mean, what are normal people supposed to say after that? "Hi, can I have a pumpkin spice latte? Um... just the pumpkin... and the spice? No, no - no special instructions." Seriously?

Also, I seem to have purchased about a pound of roasted pumpkin seeds, so if you want any, I'm leaving them in the kitchen. They're pretty much delicious.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I had to have all of the items to prove who I was, plus the paperwork to prove that the Professor could act as my guardian in lieu of my parents, plus also I had to prove that I was not eligible for a social security number because I was a student on a visa, and was not going to work in the United States at the time. It was absurd. and then, yes, the written test which I think was both the exam and the road signs, and then the vision test and then also the road test later after I had my learning permit for some number of months I do not recall at the moment.

Occasionally I hit them with another vehicle while I am attempting to park it. This is why I do not drive often.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Practical exam - I was really good at that. The rest of it was kind of boring, but I wound up studying it so I could actually, you know, get my license and stuff.

I'm pretty sure all that stuff you had to do to get your license was meant to reassure the people giving you the license that you weren't actually going to hit parked cars while attempting to park your own. Just sayin'.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

In my defense, even if I am terrible at parking, I can drive a Jeep quite adeptly while in a very bad part of the world, trying to animate a herd of antelope and attempting to avoid the potholes, gunshots and other distractions (namely Bishop and Remy)around me.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm going to take you bogging. This will have to wait until next year and it will involve me stealing Sam's truck... it will also involve you not wearing anything you don't want getting muddy. But! It'll be awesome.

You get bonus points for avoiding the potholes.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

it will also involve you not wearing anything you don't want getting muddy.

So I should borrow one of your shirts?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I am 100% okay with you borrowing one of my shirts.