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[xp_deadpool]

Wait, wait, wait. Just hang on a second. Who thought it'd be an awesome idea to let Daisy frolic in the forest with randy bucks? Seriously? A baby doose? Meer? Is that even possible? Is Daisy even old enough to procreate?

Babies having babies - what is the world coming to?

Hey Catseye, we should go hunting.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I've just ordered a very tasteful maternity smock for Daisy's upcoming baby shower.

(Also, don't be hating on babydaddy buck. He's just obeying his evolutionary imperative, dude. And I'm sure Daisy is quite attractive as lady moose go...)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Daisy is a fine example of female moosehood, but I'm pretty sure that buck took advantage of her. She's young and inexperienced - she's not even a year old!

If I find him, I'm totally going to shoot him. With a bullet. In the eye.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Dude, you brought Daisy to the mansion on April Fools last year. So she's at LEAST a year old, probably more like two. And moose reach maturity at two years. So maybe your little girl is all grown up, huh?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, we could make moose cheese! I haven't ever had moose cheese!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Moose cheese is not the thing you should be concentrating on here, Kyle. It's the fact that Daisy is pregnant.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm just not that all that worried, you know?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Dude. Dude, the dynamics are blowing my mind. It's so wrong. She's like twice the size of a deer.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

I want to name the baby Bamboose.

Short for Bamboose-El--because, clearly, it will be royalty. The very first Bamboose!

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Yes please!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You are far too happy about this entire arrangement. You bring me nearly devastating news and now you're making Superman jokes.

My life - how is it this?

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

There's a good reason for desperately holding in a giggle fit of joy at this news. A great one!

Since it's the 2nd, now it can be told. April Fool's! There are no Bamboose-El's in your future. You are not the uncle.

As a don't be mad, I also bought you plates of Bea Arthur as Maude and Dorothy. And a great big cake with her face on it. Triple chocolate fudge, coconut, and a dash of pineapple somewhere in the middle. So you can put her face on her face.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

this is why animals belong in the zoo.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Bite your tongue! Daisy isn't having her doose in a zoo!

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

heh, doose.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I might actually really like that word.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Daisy should be in a zoo!

freaking wild animals...

[x-dust.livejournal.com]

Are we gonna have a baby moose around? And when? I have no idea how long moose carry their young...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have no idea. I'm gonna have to look that up. Or call the moose expert again. I think I kept her number.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

You're not gonna hunt the baby meesedeer are you?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Half-pint, what? Why would I kill an innocent baby meesedeer?

I'm planning to hunt down its father. That will be much more satisfying for me on a personal level.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

But...the meesedeer will be sad if you kill its daddy!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're probably right.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

OMG. You are seriously the most gullible person ever. Don't you know, you never, ever, EVER believe ANYTHING anyone tells you on April 1?

Even if a moose and a deer could mate (which I think they can) they don't breed until September or October, so Daisy would already be very VERY pregnant. Like almost ready to pop one out pregnant.

And like moose become MEAN during mating season. Like the males will charge your car. So somebody better come up with a plan or else Daisy will be attracting every male moose around and they will be totally trying to get with her. And they will step on you and it will hurt. Cause everyone knows you don't mess with moose, especially during mating season and birthing season.

You're Canadian. Come on Wade.