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Apr. 1st, 2012 03:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_deadpoolWait, wait, wait. Just hang on a second. Who thought it'd be an awesome idea to let Daisy frolic in the forest with randy bucks? Seriously? A baby doose? Meer? Is that even possible? Is Daisy even old enough to procreate?
Babies having babies - what is the world coming to?
Hey Catseye, we should go hunting.
Babies having babies - what is the world coming to?
Hey Catseye, we should go hunting.
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Date: 2012-04-01 07:44 pm (UTC)(Also, don't be hating on babydaddy buck. He's just obeying his evolutionary imperative, dude. And I'm sure Daisy is quite attractive as lady moose go...)
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Date: 2012-04-02 03:18 am (UTC)If I find him, I'm totally going to shoot him. With a bullet. In the eye.
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Date: 2012-04-01 07:48 pm (UTC)Short for Bamboose-El--because, clearly, it will be royalty. The very first Bamboose!
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Date: 2012-04-02 03:19 am (UTC)My life - how is it this?
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Date: 2012-04-02 10:54 am (UTC)Since it's the 2nd, now it can be told. April Fool's! There are no Bamboose-El's in your future. You are not the uncle.
As a don't be mad, I also bought you plates of Bea Arthur as Maude and Dorothy. And a great big cake with her face on it. Triple chocolate fudge, coconut, and a dash of pineapple somewhere in the middle. So you can put her face on her face.
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Date: 2012-04-02 03:59 am (UTC)freaking wild animals...
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Date: 2012-04-02 03:22 am (UTC)I'm planning to hunt down its father. That will be much more satisfying for me on a personal level.
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Date: 2012-04-02 04:34 pm (UTC)Even if a moose and a deer could mate (which I think they can) they don't breed until September or October, so Daisy would already be very VERY pregnant. Like almost ready to pop one out pregnant.
And like moose become MEAN during mating season. Like the males will charge your car. So somebody better come up with a plan or else Daisy will be attracting every male moose around and they will be totally trying to get with her. And they will step on you and it will hurt. Cause everyone knows you don't mess with moose, especially during mating season and birthing season.
You're Canadian. Come on Wade.