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[xp_deadpool]

Wait, wait, wait. Just hang on a second. Who thought it'd be an awesome idea to let Daisy frolic in the forest with randy bucks? Seriously? A baby doose? Meer? Is that even possible? Is Daisy even old enough to procreate?

Babies having babies - what is the world coming to?

Hey Catseye, we should go hunting.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I've just ordered a very tasteful maternity smock for Daisy's upcoming baby shower.

(Also, don't be hating on babydaddy buck. He's just obeying his evolutionary imperative, dude. And I'm sure Daisy is quite attractive as lady moose go...)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Daisy is a fine example of female moosehood, but I'm pretty sure that buck took advantage of her. She's young and inexperienced - she's not even a year old!

If I find him, I'm totally going to shoot him. With a bullet. In the eye.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Dude, you brought Daisy to the mansion on April Fools last year. So she's at LEAST a year old, probably more like two. And moose reach maturity at two years. So maybe your little girl is all grown up, huh?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's just creepy, Ramsey.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I am not tryin' to catch you ridin' dirty, Doug. Just no.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, just a little while ago you were trying to catch that deer doing so...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

No, no. I was just going to kill him. No ridin' dirty required.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

What, you couldn't have had him do the responsible thing by Daisy and raise their baby together?

...though according to Wikipedia, moose are apparently polygamous...

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

What the hell does riding dirty mean?