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[xp_deadpool]

Wait, wait, wait. Just hang on a second. Who thought it'd be an awesome idea to let Daisy frolic in the forest with randy bucks? Seriously? A baby doose? Meer? Is that even possible? Is Daisy even old enough to procreate?

Babies having babies - what is the world coming to?

Hey Catseye, we should go hunting.

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Half-pint, what? Why would I kill an innocent baby meesedeer?

I'm planning to hunt down its father. That will be much more satisfying for me on a personal level.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

But...the meesedeer will be sad if you kill its daddy!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're probably right.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

And then the meesedeer could turn into a super villain!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and that'd be bad. We should avoid that. Since I'd be the target of the Doose Supavillian's righteous vengeance like 15 years from now.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

The Devil Doose.

He'd be scary. :(

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Or he could become Batmeesedeer. Instead of Supermeesedeer like we originally thought.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

That would be AWESOME!

He needs a cape. And a Batmeesedeermobile!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You are officially my favorite.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

:-D!!!