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[xp_deadpool]

Wait, wait, wait. Just hang on a second. Who thought it'd be an awesome idea to let Daisy frolic in the forest with randy bucks? Seriously? A baby doose? Meer? Is that even possible? Is Daisy even old enough to procreate?

Babies having babies - what is the world coming to?

Hey Catseye, we should go hunting.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I've just ordered a very tasteful maternity smock for Daisy's upcoming baby shower.

(Also, don't be hating on babydaddy buck. He's just obeying his evolutionary imperative, dude. And I'm sure Daisy is quite attractive as lady moose go...)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, we could make moose cheese! I haven't ever had moose cheese!

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

I want to name the baby Bamboose.

Short for Bamboose-El--because, clearly, it will be royalty. The very first Bamboose!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

this is why animals belong in the zoo.

[x-dust.livejournal.com]

Are we gonna have a baby moose around? And when? I have no idea how long moose carry their young...

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

You're not gonna hunt the baby meesedeer are you?

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Yes please!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Daisy is a fine example of female moosehood, but I'm pretty sure that buck took advantage of her. She's young and inexperienced - she's not even a year old!

If I find him, I'm totally going to shoot him. With a bullet. In the eye.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Moose cheese is not the thing you should be concentrating on here, Kyle. It's the fact that Daisy is pregnant.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You are far too happy about this entire arrangement. You bring me nearly devastating news and now you're making Superman jokes.

My life - how is it this?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm just not that all that worried, you know?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Bite your tongue! Daisy isn't having her doose in a zoo!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have no idea. I'm gonna have to look that up. Or call the moose expert again. I think I kept her number.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Half-pint, what? Why would I kill an innocent baby meesedeer?

I'm planning to hunt down its father. That will be much more satisfying for me on a personal level.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Dude. Dude, the dynamics are blowing my mind. It's so wrong. She's like twice the size of a deer.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

But...the meesedeer will be sad if you kill its daddy!

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

heh, doose.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I think it's closer to a 4:1 ratio.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Dude, you brought Daisy to the mansion on April Fools last year. So she's at LEAST a year old, probably more like two. And moose reach maturity at two years. So maybe your little girl is all grown up, huh?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wait a sec.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're probably right.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, I been waiting ALL DAY.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's just creepy, Ramsey.